Austin Tree House

WTF Is A Chaparral?!

By The Man on June 21, 2009 11:20 AM | No Comments | No TrackBacks

We probably should have posted these when the event... ya know... actually happened but, hey, we had a few parties. And anyone that's been to a Tree House party (as distinguished from a merely informal Tree House dinner gathering) will tell you, things are a bit blurry afterwards. So while this may be old news to some of you, to us it was Friday night ;)

"To you graduates I can only say this: stay in college as long as you can... or at least until the economy recovers."

"Let go! This is MINE now!!!"

"Oh Westlake High, Oh Westlake High- er... wait... that's Oh Tannenbaum."

It's like a rave... without the good music, excitement or barrels full of ecstasy.

100% All-Natural-Locally-Grown-Organic Scam

By The Man on June 20, 2009 6:58 PM | No Comments | No TrackBacks

The crew went to the Sunset Valley Farmer's Market this morning. It appears that the neo-hippies and Los Angeles refugees have a few demands for a homegrown event.

New-agery.

Mac & Cheese Pizza. If THIS is locally grown, I'd rather eat my foot.

Baby Steps

By The Man on June 16, 2009 4:31 PM | No Comments | No TrackBacks

Babycakes and Sugar (or Shug as the more gangsta of the Tree House crew call her) are getting along rather well. They're thick as thieves!

There Is No Spoon

By The Man on June 12, 2009 2:30 PM | No Comments | No TrackBacks

We Are Family

By The Man on June 12, 2009 12:34 PM | No Comments | No TrackBacks

Meet Sugar, the newest addition to the Tree House crew! Here she is with Babycakes and Barnaby!

The Search For Spock

By The Man on June 6, 2009 12:29 PM | No Comments | No TrackBacks

The cousins didn't get to see one another very much as children. While Spock was intensely concentrating on his studies, Schlock relaxed in the pastures discovering new and inventive ways to flash ferment barley and hops.

When Spock entered the Academy, Schlock felt as though his heart had been ripped from his chest. He once believed that he and his cousin would attend college together and roam the streets from one kegger to another. Alas, it was not meant to be.

Schlock then entered Starfleet to search the galaxy for his lost cousin. Unfortunately, his quest has been somewhat derailed since discovering the Joy of Bacon® on Earth.